You guys all probably know what Pacific Mall is. If you don't, 1) Stop living under a rock and 2) Search it up. Anyways, I stopped into one store to buy a backpack. The man who was selling it was Chinese. I asked him "What's the price?" he gladly replied in the stereotypical Chinese accent: "THIRTY-FIVE DOLLARS!". I wasn't going to spend 35 dollars on a backpack. So I asked for a discount. Now, you see, Chinese people won't tell you 'no'. They'll tell you the longest 'no' you've ever heard in your entire life. "Nooooooooooo" he said. "Cmon, just a little discount, please?" I said. He talked to his wife on the phone. "TONG LAO TONG LAO!" He said. He smiled at me and said: "Okay, you look like nice guy. I give you a discount:$34.50.". "That's 50 cents." I said. The man replied with anxious enthusiasm "50 cent a lot of money! You save 50 here you go somewhere else and you save 50! Now you have a dollar! You go to the dollar store and you buy something with your dollar!". I say: "You know, I'm fine. Nice meeting you." Now he starts telling me stuff that has nothing to do with anything. He says "Hey! Be a man! You change your mind, you come here tomorrow you ask for discount I say 'NOOO'! I close down tomorrow! Be a man!". He starts becoming my money manager now. "This is my financial plan for you..." he says "You have the advantage! Nobody knows about the discount! Be a man and grab the discount! You'll save 50 cents! 50 CENT!". So I walk away, and say "Um, thanks anyway, bye.". As I walk away, I turn back. I see the Chinese man shouting at me. Soon after, he sticks his pinky at me. And that's that.
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