Asian fortune teller

A little old Asian "psychic" sets up shop outside of Walmart.

Her first client is an elderly morbidly obese lady who rolls up in her scooter.

"I've been having some really bad luck lately. I was hoping you could help me figure out the root of the problem?"


The little old psychic takes her hand, and after probing it like a moldy peach for a bit.

"You cheat on diet?

"How could you tell? "

"You haf at reast a good four chin"

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