Taking a phone call in her bedroom, a woman replies, "That's OK honey. No problem. I hope you have a good time. See you later". Then she puts down the receiver.
"Who was that?", asks the man lying besides her in bed.
"My husband", she replies.
"What did he want?"
"Nothing, he said he would be home late tonight. He's somewhere shooting pool with you and some other colleagues".
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