Roll Your Own

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.


The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.


He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.


Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons
for your wife?"


"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure, she too can roll
her own."