Sherlock Holmes just finished a big case...

...him and watson are smoking a heater and sherlock says "Oh watson... I want to ravish you" watson says "oh sherlock do it right here." sherlock rips down watsons pants and shoves a lemon merang pie up his ass and continues to sotemize him. after this is all done, watson say "oh sherlock... thats was amazing, but what was the point of the lemon merang pie?" sherlock replies "lemonentry watson, lemonentry."

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