A man is feeling curious and frisky so he decides to inquire a prostitute so that he can have oral sex with her.
He geta right down to business and has he's moving along he finds an unexpected surprise, a small pea.
He decides to brush it off and keep going, no biggie right?
Well as he's moving along he finds yet another piece of food. "Gross" he says to himself, but doesn't let that stop him.
As she's nearing the finish he finds yet ANOTHER piece of food in this woman's cooch and has had enough!
He looks up at her and says "you're disgusting, how did you manage to get food up there anyway!?" She replies, "oh sorrg about that, the last guy down there threw up."
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