Name:______________________________
SOCIAL SECURITY No:____________________
ADDRESS:___________________________
CITY:__________________________________
STAFF ELEMENT:_____________________
HOME PHONE No.:________________________
MALE:___________ FEMALE:___________
OFFICE PHONE No.:______________________
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male - Female
Female - Female
Male - Male
All of the Above
None of the Above - Please Specify:_____________________
I CONSENT TO THE FOLLOWING FORMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:
Salutatory Greeting: _____________________
Eye-to-Eye Contact: ______________________
Eye-to-Bust Contact: ____________________
Eye-to-Below Waist Contact: ______________
Heavy breathing on neck: _________________
ear: __________________
other: ________________
Hands on body: ___________________________
shoulder: _______________________
waist: __________________________
Gluteus Maximus: ________________
other: __________________________
Feelies: _________________________________
Gropies: _________________________________
Penetration (however slight): ____________
Other: ___________________________________
All of the Above: ________________________
MISCELLANEOUS: I WILL I WILL NOT
1. Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products, appliances, etc. to be used during sexual harassment.
2. Assist in procurement and maintenance of various types of substaining apparatus.
3. Clean up.
I CERTIFY THAT I WILL ACCEPT SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM:
Anyone: __________________________________
Anyone But: ______________________________
Only: ____________________________________
SIGNATURE: _______________________________________
DATE: ____________________
This form is to be reviewed by immediate supervisor annually, prior to performance rating and evaluation.
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