Religious Tolerance

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"


"Why shouldn't I?" he said.


I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"


He said, "Like what?"


I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"


He said, "Religious."


I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"


He said,"Christian."


I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"


He said, "Protestant."


I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"


He said, "Baptist!"


I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?"


He said, "Baptist church of god!"


I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?"


He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"


I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"


He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"


I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.