A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells amazing.
After a week of this she can't take it any longer. The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, what's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells amazing?
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
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