Cost of Gas When the car engine developed a slight knock, he husband asked his wife if she had bought premium or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. You probably got the cheaper gas, he said. That could account for the roughness of the engine. No, the gas wasn't cheaper! she replied indignantly. Well, how much did it cost? asked the husband probing. It cost the same as always. said the wife. I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth.
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