Two buddies are bull-shiting over a few beers when one of them says something that would be considered a Freudian slip. He also recalls his the last slip he had where he asked the gorgeous big breasted travel agent for two "Pickets to Titsburgh".
His buddy says, yeah I know what you mean, last week while at breakfast with my wife, I meant to say, "honey please pass the milk".
But what came out of my mouth was, "You Fucking Bitch, you ruined my Life".
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