A man walks up to his friend as says "Hey man, why did you have sex with my wife?" His friend replies "Well, I walked into my office, and she was laying on the table,naked, lookin' hot as hell... what did you expect me to do?"
"Ughh, I don't know, maybe the autopsy?!"
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