Flying Artificial Penis

A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.

When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield of their car.

The little girl asks "Mommy, what was that?"

The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers "It was just a bug, honey."

The little girl sits quietly for a while, before exclaiming "It sure had a big dick!"

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