Sex & Weight


Sex is the best way to lose weight. Look how many calories you can burn:


TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES


With her agreement..............................12 cal


Without her agreement..........................187 cal


TAKING OFF THE BRA


With both hands..................................8 cal


With one hand...................................12 cal


With one hand being slapped..............37 cal


With the mouth..................................85 cal


PUTTING ON THE CONDOM


With erection......................................6 cal


Without erection..............................315 cal


PRELIMINARIES


Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal


Trying to find G spot..........................92 cal


Without caring at all............................0 cal


WHEN DOING IT


Holding her up..................................12 cal


Just on the floor.................................8 cal


POSITIONS


daddy-mummy.................................12 cal


69 laying...........................................8 cal


69 standing up................................112 cal


Trolley............................................216 cal


Italian chandelier.............................912 cal


HAVING AN ORGASM


Real...........................................112 cal


Fake...........................................315 cal


POST ORGASM


Staying in bed......................................18 cal


Jumping off the bed...............................36 cal


Explaining why she jumped off the bed...816 cal


GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION


Between 16 and 19 years of age........12 cal


from 20 to 29...................................36 cal


from 30 to 39..................................108 cal


from 40 to 49..................................324 cal


from 50 to 59..................................972 cal


over 60.........................................2916 cal


PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES


Quietly..............................................32 cal


Being in a hurry..................................98 cal


With her husband opening the door...1218 cal

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