Independence Day weekend is coming up. When we celebrate the courage of our ancestors by grilling fattening food, arguing with relatives and watching drunk uncle Remus blow off a few more fingers! God bless America!
The BET Black Entertainment Awards were held over the weekend. Hey, wasn't it just 5 months ago that the Academy Awards were slammed for not having enough African Americans?
On this day in 1963 JFK visited Ireland. prompting his famous comment, "Wow, Don't they ever sober up?"
Donald Trump has come out against gay marriage. He says marriage is a holy & sacred institution between a rich man and his trophy wife.
The stock market is going crazy since the Brexit. It's like an orgy; Pants are down skirts are up & everybody's getting screwed!
Some people still don't believe in climate change despite the fact the term was coined by George Bush. So tell me is Bush a liar, or is it real?
Finding Dory is number one at the box office, It's kind of an animated 'Home Alone' underwater.
A friend invited me to a weekend at a nudist colony. Nudity (if you're not a supermodel or athlete) is something that works better in concept form!
Today's Inspirational Thought; I'm always shocked at how consistently great life can be...if you let it.
The Girl Scouts are allegedly 347 mill in debt. Don't worry, they plan to fix the problem by raising cookie prices to $175. a box!
Scientist claim men are predisposed to looking at other women. And women are predisposed to elbowing men in the ribs as hard as possible!
I believe this is Gay Pride Week in New York. You can tell by the outrageous clothes, wild makeup & outlandish behavior. No wait...it's New York, that;s normal.
A Racine, Wisconsin man died after taking too big a bite of a piece of meat. It's known as 'Mama Cass Syndrome'.
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