One day in a courthouse, a serial killer was on trial for murdering people.
Judge: "you are hereby guilty for murdering multiple people with a hammer for this past few years"
Random person: "you son of a bitch! "
The judge ignored the person calling out and attempted to continue the trial.
Judge: "because you are guilty for murdering these innocent lives, you will be sent to prison for life"
Random person: "you piece of shit!"
The judge beginning to find the person disruptive, he slams his hammer and pointed his hammer at the person who have been cursing.
Judge: "sir if you curse one more time, i will ask the officers to escort you out of this building!"
The person cursing stands up and pointed at the serial killer.
Random person: "I'm sorry your honor, you see, this son of a bitch has been my neighbour for 8 years and whenever i asked if he had a hammer i can borrow he said he didn't have any!"
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