A little silver-haired man calls his neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
His neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired man says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
His neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
He lets him in and shows him where he has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to him and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes his hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then,"
he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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