One of my dad's favorites on father's day! Two Polish men...

Two Polish men were walking through a field one night.

The first one turns on a flashlight and says to his friend "I will give you ten zlotys if you climb to the top of this flashlight beam."

The second replies, "I am not an idiot! As soon as I reach the top of the beam, you will just turn the light off!"

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