In the year 2020 scientists are trying to come up with an alternative source of fuel. They find out that whale semen works well and is surprisingly cheap. The military here's about this and decides that they could use this for their vehicles, since fuel for tanks is expensive. So they order a few containers. When they arrive the guy is unloading the boxes and asks what they were for.
"Tanks" they said. The man hands over the box
"Your whale cum"
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