So a guy decides to take the day off from work for a round of golf, and when he gets to the course he asks for a caddy. The pro shop manager asks if he'd like to try out one of their new robot caddies. "Sure, why not," the man replies. As he goes through the course the robot caddy is giving him the right clubs, showing him the lies, and the fellow has the best outing he's ever had. He raves about the experience to his friends, and brings three of them back to the course the following weekend. He walks in and asks for two golf carts and four of the robot caddies. "Oh, I'm sorry," replies the manager, "We had to get rid of the robot caddies". "What did you do that for," the gentleman asks, "they were fantastic". "Well sure," replied the manager, "they were great, but the sun reflecting off of their metal bodies was distracting to some of the other golfers". "Well then, why didn't you paint them black," the man inquired. "Yeah, we tried that, but two of them didn't show up for work and the other one robbed the fucking pro shop!"
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