A woman is watching the news.
During a commercial she turns to her husband, who is busy with a crossword puzzle.
�Did you hear that?� she asks.
�A man in Los Angeles swapped his wife for Lakers� season tickets. Would you do a thing like that?�
�Well no,� her husband replies. �The season�s half over.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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