Two men are sitting on a riverbank fishing. Suddenly, they look up and see a funeral procession going over the nearby bridge. One of the men takes off his cap and solemnly holds it over his heart.
"That was a nice gesture," says the other man
"Oh", replies the first man, "It was the least I could do, after all we were married for 25 years �.
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