This 8 year old little boy saddles up to the bar."Hey, sweetie," he says to the well endowed waitress, "how about a Scotch on the rocks?" She says, "Uh huh. Are you trying to get me in trouble?" "Maybe later, honey - but now I could really use that drink."
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