A guy got a sunburnt while at a nude beach.
Later, he found having sex to be extremely painful, so he went to the kitchen, poured a glass of milk, and inserted his dick in the glass.
His girlfriend came into the kitchen and said, "I've always wanted to know how men reload that thing."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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