After church, a woman shook the pastor's hand at the door and went on and on in her praise."That sermon," she exclaimed, "was one of the most wonderful I've ever heard!" The humble pastor couldn't accept such a great compliment."Oh, it really wasn't me," he said, "It was all the Lord.""Oh, no," she quickly assured him, "it wasn't THAT good."
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