Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, Have I got all ye say there? The agent said, Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask? Replied Murphy, Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with.
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