God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good. God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? No? I didn't get one either.
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