Scooby Doo

There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her
doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before
you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my
patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scooby doobie
doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed
one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.
One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on
the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on
the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scooby doobie doobie, give me bigger
boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,''
she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''