A young couple decided that a painless way for them to be able to save money would be for the husband to put all his change into the bedside china piggy bank each time they had sex.
One night, while things were hot and heavy, the husband accidentally knocked the bank onto the floor where it smashed into pieces.
Much to his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were also numerous five and ten dollar bills.
"What's up with all these bills?" he asked his wife.
"Not everyone is cheap as you are!" she replied.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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