Saurkraut

A doctor had an affair with his nurse and a few months later,
she became pregnant. He told her to go to Germany and send a
postcard reading SAURKRAUT when she had the baby. One day, his
wife called and told him that he had received a very strange
postcard. He came home, read it and fell over dead. The wife
read it and it said:


SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT


2 WITH WEINERS, 2 WITHOUT