Satan�s Sister

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.


Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.


Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!


Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each
other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.


Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly
in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his
presence.


This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you
know who I am?"


The man says, "Yep, sure do."


Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"


The man says, "Nope, sure isn�t."


Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"


"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."