1.)Hey would you like to send the day at the outlet mall?
2.)Oh My God!!! you got your nails done
3.)Oh no I don't want to go to the football game. Let's stay
home and cuddle.
4.)I don't think you have enough shoes.
5.)I think I should get my cuticles done.
6.)Here you can have the remote.
7.)Carson Daily is SO deep.
8.)Sunday night football? I'd much rather watch Ally!!
9.)Doesn't that shirt look so good on Eric!
10.)It's ok with me if you date more then one guy!!!
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