A professor is lecturing his class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities.
"Even the most natural and common actions can provide an immense amount of pleasure. For example, a good bowel movement can be as enjoyable as making love."
A student starts madly waving his hand and stands up when acknowledged.
"Professor," he says, "Either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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