Santa proudly showed Mrs. Claus his new rain meter. Mrs. Claus noticed he had labeled it with a name. "Santa, why did you name the rain meter 'Rudolph the Red'?"
Santa smiled and replied "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."
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