Santa Singh walking down the road

A bright morning, Santa Singh was walking down the road.
He saw something lying on the road.
He looked at it and said to b himself "Hey, that looks like a pile of shit".
Still not confident he bent down to take a closer look. "Even up close it looks like shit" he said to himself.
He put his hand in it and felt the texture. "Hmm, definitely feels like shit", he said.
Still not satisfied, he brought his hand to his nose and sniffed. "Even smells like shit!", he said to himself.
Still not satisfied, he took a small portion of it and put it in his mouth. "Tastes exactly like shit!", he said to himself.

He still wanted a second opinion. He asked a passerby and asked him pointing to the shit-pile - "What do you think this is?"
The passerby gave a disgusting look and said "it's a pile of shit you idiot!".

To this, Santa Singh heaved a sigh of relief and said to himself, "Thank God, I didn't step on it!"