Rucksacks are some of the most trustworthy things you'll ever own

You can tell...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

What's Monica...

What's Monica Lewinsky's favorite place in Washingto D.C.? Under the...

I'm writing a...

If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.

Anthony Burch...

He says to the bartender "I will give you 100 bucks if you can make love to...

What did the...

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Fisherman got...

A little fish humor for everyone. "Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for...

A: What are you...

B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished...

A Polish Joke:...

A novice pilot was flying over the Pacific when he was overcome with terror,...

YO MAMA SO STUPID...

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE...

What should you...

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.