Anthony Burch walks into a bar

He says to the bartender
"I will give you 100 bucks if you can make love to my wife better than I can"

The bartender accepts the bet and meets Burch's wife later that night at a motel.

The bartender thinks of hot women to get through it
"Come on, I can get through this." The bartender mutters to himself to motivate himself past her smell and her looks.
"100 bucks is a 100 bucks"

15 minute later the bartender is all done. He swallows the lingering barf in his mouth and sighs with relief.

Suddenly, the closet door opens and a man comes out to hand the bartender 100 bucks.
"Thanks, that was worth every penny"