Roy Hodgson is on the Jonathan Ross show.

Afterwards the host takes his guest down to the local pub. They leave the pub completely smashed and Roy and Jonathan decide to break into a distillery.

Roy is the first to open a cask, tastes it, and asks Jonathan, "Is this whiskey?"

Jonathan replies, "Not as wisky as wobbing a bank!"

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