Three buddies are out on a lake in Canada fishing and drinking away a hot summer day when one falls overboard. The first looks at the second and asks "Hey Sam, did Louis just fall outta the boat?"
Sam responds "Geez Bill! Ya, he musta! Should we go see if we can help him?"
"Soon as we finish our beers, yep."
So the boys finish their beers and put their rods away before jumping over the side and diving down to see if they can find their buddy.
After three dives, Bill pulls up a body and the two haul it into the boat.
Sam notes "Hey Bill, he ain't breathin'... Should we give him mouth to mouth precipitation or somethin'?"
"Ya, guess so" replies Bill who bends over and blows a big breath into the mouth of the body. He comes up gagging, but soldiers on and blows another big breath into the body. He comes up gasping again. "Geez Sam, I don't remember Louis having breath this bad!"
"Ya" replies Sam, "I don't remember him wearing no snowmobile suit neither..."
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