Roulette

The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing.

"How should I bet?" she asked the man standing beside her.

"Try betting your age," he suggested.

So the blonde put $500 on the number 32. The ball landed on 36, and the blonde promptly fainted.

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