This being Hungary, the hitchhiker isn't used to seeing Mercedes on the road, and asks what [that thing on the front of the car](http://www.automotive-stock-images.com/photos/hood-ornament-1928-mercedes-benz-680s.jpg) is. The driver, somewhat amused, jokes:
"Why, that's the car's sights. Like a rifle. So that I can aim better when I run pedestrians over!"
The hitchhiker responds with disbelief, and the driver decides to push the joke further:
"No look! See that man walking on the sidewalk? I'm going to run him down right now."
And with that he accelerates towards the pedestrian; of course, swerving back into his lane at the last minute. The hitchhiker, clearly a bit angry, exclaims: "What'd you do that for! We would've missed him had I not opened my door!"
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