Ronald Reagan was having some trouble getting it up.
It just so happened that that day Mr. T was visiting the White House, so he pulls him aside and tells him about the problem and asks if he has any advice.
Mr. T tells him "don't worry about it. Just do what I do. When your about to get it on go into the bathroom and beat your dick against the sink. Works every time."
Later on that evening Ronald and Nancy are in bed. He says he's got a surprise for her and then leaves and goes to the bathroom.
As he's in there beating his dick against the sink he hears Nancy call out
"Mr. T is that you"
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