A muscular young man was walking along the beach at sunset. The beach was empty save one lovely young woman sitting in a wheelchair.
As the young man drew near, he perceived that the girl was crying.
"Fair lady", he said "why do you sit here on the beach watching this lovely sunset and crying?"
Sobbing, the girl looks up at him and replie, "I've been crippled since birth, and I've missed out on so many things my friends have experienced. Barefoot walks in the park, dancing, ice skating......and.....no man has ever wanted me. You know. I've never been fucked."
Gallantly, the strong young stranger reaches down and gently lifts her from her wheelchair. He carries here down towards the crashing surf. Then he hurls her out into the water.
"Well, now you're fucked", he says as he walks away.
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