Ron: Ring ring.
Harry: Who's there?
Ron: It's Ron!
Harry: Ron who?
Ron: Harry, it's me! Ron Weasley!
The Door: I think his perception of identity is suffering.
Harry: Nobody asked you, dumb bell door!
The Door: See.
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