The beautiful secretary of the president of...

The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank
goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client
out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken
aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; "Don't reject the
guy outright."


So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting
to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will
only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to
be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara." The
Taiwanese man pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says "No
problem!! I buy. I buy."


Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the
man, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. And as a
vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country
in France." The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone,
calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in France. He
looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build, I build."


Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd
better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she
gets
an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man
and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a
12-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his
hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's uttering
something in Chinese. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man
shakes his head, and looking really sad, says to the woman, "Okay, okay.
I cut. I cut."