I saw Stephen Fry talking to a woman

She was being extremely homophobic for almost no reason and Fry was becoming visibly agitated.

At first he responded simply with "yeah well whatever at least I'm not ugly."

I thought, that's not like Stephen Fry to give such a weak comeback.

Then she said to him "you're not even a real man!"

To which he responded "how about I sneak in your room tonight and shove my big cock up your arse whilst your sleeping and you can see if I'm a real man or not"

I was so happy to finally here him say that. I knew there was a reason so many people go on about his rapier wit.