A man was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink for advice.
The shrink says "when you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her, embrace her, take off her clothes, and yours, and make made passionate love to her."
In two weeks the man was back in the shrinks office.
The shrink asked "how did it go?"
The man said "she didn't have anything to say, but her bridge club got a kick out of it!!"
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