A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the money
but notices a priest. The crook wants to kill the only witness, so he
pulls out his gun, and fires. The crook missed and said "Damn, I
missed." the priest tells the crook "If you swear in the house of God
again, you will be struck by lightening." The crook shoots, misses,
and again say "Damn, I missed." Suddenly, the heavens open up and a
bolt of lightening thunders down and hits the priest. Then a tower
voice says "Damn, I missed."
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