A man wearing a mask and carrying a gun walks into a sperm bank. He goes up to the woman at the front desk and points the gun at her face. The woman says "what are you doing with a gun here? This isn't a regular bank!" The man tells her to shut up and grab a full sample cup. She grabs the cup. He tells her to take off the cap and drink it. She drinks the cup full of semen. The man takes off his mask to reveal that he is the woman's husband. He looks at her and says "see it ain't so bad."
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