So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original.

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what is black and white and eats like a horse a zebra

Did you here...

Did you here about the ten foot tall 390 pound Aggie football player? He...

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Attempted murder.

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Cannibalism

Best Pirate Joke

The captain of a pirate ship is sailing along the open seas with his motley...

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For the good of the watch.

In the Whitehouse

There was a rumor leaked to the Press today. There is a "UNIBANGER" on the...

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A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling.

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I know he'll eat a grilled cheese sandwich because my sister says he loves...